schmuck bag

A rather large fanny pack that is usually worn by a tourist on vacation.

"Look at the size of that schmuck bag. What does he keep inside?"

by Rob R September 7, 2006

Schmuck Bag

A Schmuck Bag is a piece of endearing trash tv or a group of knockoff fashions thereof.

Can Grandmaw find that oddly endearing Schmuck Bag of a Dragon Ball knockoff collection?

by Snapper2001 January 4, 2026

schmuckbag

A person so unbecoming that it makes a douchebag look good. A human that would be more productive as a tackling dummy for Ndamukong Suh.

There is no chance in hell that I will have dinner with that schmuckbag.

by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016

schmuckbait

Use it for catching the biggest schmuck in the world, (Donald Trump). Put it on a hook, cast your line out anywhere.

He's a royal schmuckbait.

by Murray Haldanish September 17, 2019

schmuckbag

A coworker who does nothing all day but play solitaire

while others work, this guy plays cards ALL day long

by CAMERA MAN#2 April 26, 2005