schmuck bag

A rather large fanny pack that is usually worn by a tourist on vacation.

"Look at the size of that schmuck bag. What does he keep inside?"

schmuck bag by Rob R September 7, 2006

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Schmuck Bag

A Schmuck Bag is a piece of endearing trash tv or a group of knockoff fashions thereof.

Can Grandmaw find that oddly endearing Schmuck Bag of a Dragon Ball knockoff collection?

Schmuck Bag by Snapper2001 January 4, 2026

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schmuckbag

A person so unbecoming that it makes a douchebag look good. A human that would be more productive as a tackling dummy for Ndamukong Suh.

There is no chance in hell that I will have dinner with that schmuckbag.

schmuckbag by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016

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schmuckbait

Use it for catching the biggest schmuck in the world, (Donald Trump). Put it on a hook, cast your line out anywhere.

He's a royal schmuckbait.

schmuckbait by Murray Haldanish September 17, 2019

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schmuckbag

A coworker who does nothing all day but play solitaire

while others work, this guy plays cards ALL day long

schmuckbag by CAMERA MAN#2 April 26, 2005

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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