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A man who pays money to wrestle with a woman who is often more muscular and stronger than he is, for sexual gratification, although no overt sexual activity is performed.
"I gotta go. I have a schmoe coming over at 12."
Schmoe by Smart as Shat January 30, 2009
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Mispronounced version of S'more, notably used by Buzz Lightyear in the 1999 film Toy Story 2
"Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot schmoes!" - Buzz Lightyear
Schmoe by Gamer Gek August 20, 2018
A male patron and groupie of female bodybuilders. Often paying for sexual domination or wrestling with overtly muscular women.
I'm Jenna's schmoe.
schmoe by CrowfeatheR February 6, 2009
Average, lacking excitement in many categories, meh...
The dating scene in that town looks like forty something Joe schmoes if that's what you're in to...

Settling down is a gamble, lack of excitement or spontaneous fun. He doesn't have to try so he doesn't and next thing ya know you're married to joeschmoe. He may just whackoff in the bathroom, yell at his kids to shut up then go burn rubber or burn trash. Or burn rubber on the way to your kid brother's house where he will then burn trash with him and whichever Hep-Ceptional adMires will burn along. #whitetrashbutnotallwhite
#whatsblacktrash

# FSchmoed
Schmoe is a drug what can only be made my the big dick master shay and is little slave Aidan ugley and the ingredient is guarded by millions of pavonis’s and you can only order it on 123cockandballtorture site make sure to buy some anytime
Aidan ugley: “hey shay you got schmoe” big dick shay: “no”
Schmoe by Big dick shay November 2, 2019
A sex act where a man licks the center of their sexual partner's vagina while trying to shape it into the size from a s'more to a hat and then yell out the word "Buzz Lightyear" while also masturbating on her mouth as well to make it look like a sex toy, hence the word "Toy Story".
Amy wouldn't stop talking about s'mores, so Marty had to go ahead and schmoe her to make her stop!
Schmoe by Whodoievencare December 14, 2022
Nickname for people who frequent the joblo.com forums.
Schmoe #1: Are you a schmoe?

Schmoe #2: Does a bear shit in the woods?
schmoe by Kite March 13, 2004
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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