Schlong man 

The guy with the biggest dick in the room

Person 1: "Woah, Who's that?"

Person 2: "oh, him? Thats john, the schlong man"

Person 1: "What's a schlong man?"

Person 2: "It the guy with the schlongest dick"

Schlong man by Th3Frog May 18, 2020

manly schlong 

Where a man has a 10 foot long schlong

Girl: "Oh yeah i love your FAT COCK!!!"
Man: "Its called... a Manly Schlong"

manly schlong by BigBootiBetty November 13, 2017

schlongmont 

deragatory term commonly used in place of Longmont, CO.
often used to poke fun at residents of longmont.

A:there is nothing to do in longmont.
B: Yeah, schlongmont is pretty gay.

schlongmont by El Negro September 11, 2004

schlonghand 

The long hand of a short hand acronym, spelt phonetically

Ell oh Ell = lol

bee tea double you = btw

schlonghand by Albear June 7, 2005

schlongmont 

Longmont, Colorado
A derogetory term for Longmont. It has nothing to do with the size of the men who live here's penises.

Ugh. I live in Schlongmont.

schlongmont by lelliesandremains November 25, 2006

schlongmont 

Derogatory reference to the small penises of latino population in Longmont. The large booties of latinas serve as protection from the small-dicked latino males - at least Mexicans.

Yo homey, you ain't gonna do J Lo from behind wit dat. You're clearly from schlongmont.

schlongmont by Lateen O August 14, 2006

Schlongman 

Schlongman is like the guy with the biggest schlong of em all
Guy1: dude have you seen joes schlong?
Guy2: Uhm?
Guy1: He IS THE SCHLONGMAN

Joe has the biggest schlong nah hes just the schlongman

Schlongman by NathOnala November 12, 2021