schlöpp

Person 1: Omg schlöpp youre so hot!
Schlöpp: Yeah, I know.

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schlopp

v. tr. schlopps, schlopped, schlopping

1. To strike the face of another, resulting in a mushroom tattoo.
2. A wang slap.

"He finished that bitch off with a nice schlopping."
"You're going to get schlopped like a gaymo."

schlopp by D.T February 5, 2006

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A person who has no idea what they do wrong, nor want to correct themselves for their mistake.

Schlopp by Sephirous May 24, 2016

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A dog found in ancient folklore claiming to come from the mythical kingdom of Schlopp.

Come here slopppppyyyyyy, schlopppppdoggggg come hereeee.

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To aggressively consume, devour.
"Schlopping" is to eating as "gooning" is to masturbation.

I am schlopping on this meal. I can't talk right now; I'm schlopping.

Schlopp by Varkinkletine November 24, 2024

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Juan: "You want a sip of the Schlopp Sauce?"

Uriel: "You know I like the Schlopp Sauce"

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"Hey, want to come to my place later and schloop schloop ping a pang bong?"
*gets slapped in the face*
"I guess she doesn't like monopoly."

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