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Squeeing in my pants 

You are so excited that you are squealing and peeing in your pants.
I was so excited meeting RPattz that I was squeeing in my pants.
Squeeing in my pants by Suzie55 December 3, 2010

satseeing 

Visiting new and interesting places while completely lost courtesy of the imaginative route selection typically provided by Satellite Navigation devices
I went satseeing through two farms and a ford today and met an interesting man playing a banjo on a rocking chair
satseeing by Christopher Last September 25, 2008

Squeeing 

Having to go to the bathroom in the most urgent way but can't because there are no public washrooms for miles around. So you find a secluded spot to try and go pee in effort to relieve the pressure but at the same time you squeeze your butt cheeks so you don't crap your pants.
"John said he almost messed himself the other day while squeeing in the bushes by the park."
Squeeing by Polarbare952 July 25, 2017

saudering 

a tool that gets above 400° + hot and can melt two metal pieces together causing them to bond.

(this spelling is for all the people that sounded out soldering and spelled it the way they heard it.) your welcome ;)
nathan was arguing how to spell sauder.

ex : he was saudering his balls to the metal pole.
saudering by poopiedoo567 July 13, 2019

Sharteeing 

Shitting, farting, and peeing at the same time. Same like sharting but pee in the mix.
It's almost 5:00 A.M. and I'm probably gonna be on the toilet sharteeing.
Sharteeing by otirf December 28, 2021
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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