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sausage bap

the penis is the sausage and the tits are the "baps".
so really a tit wank.
Man: Ahhh love I could do with a sausage bap !!

Woman: Ok babes !!
by liverpool_fan February 22, 2009
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A tit wank, with shit as lube!

As opposed to a sausage bap, with red sauce, where period blood is lubricant of choice.
Sausage bap, with brown sauce. Where I went from up her arse, to between her breasts, without cleaning, or douche. Using her poop as lube for a tit wank
by Deezergood January 25, 2026
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Sausage bap, with red sauce

At that time of the month, when parting the Red Sea. Finish with a tit wank, using period blood as lube for a tit wank.
She was a bit too bloody wet to finish, so I gave her sausage bap, with red sauce.

It was like a murder scene when I'd finished.
by Deezergood January 25, 2026
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