sausage bap
sausage bap by liverpool_fan February 22, 2009
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Sausage bap, with brown sauce
A tit wank, with shit as lube!
As opposed to a sausage bap, with red sauce, where period blood is lubricant of choice.
As opposed to a sausage bap, with red sauce, where period blood is lubricant of choice.
Sausage bap, with brown sauce. Where I went from up her arse, to between her breasts, without cleaning, or douche. Using her poop as lube for a tit wank
Sausage bap, with brown sauce by Deezergood January 25, 2026
Sausage bap, with red sauce
At that time of the month, when parting the Red Sea. Finish with a tit wank, using period blood as lube for a tit wank.
She was a bit too bloody wet to finish, so I gave her sausage bap, with red sauce.
It was like a murder scene when I'd finished.
It was like a murder scene when I'd finished.
Sausage bap, with red sauce by Deezergood January 25, 2026
sausagebaconlisiousscrumdidilyiptionslid
sausagebaconlisiousscrumdidilyiptionslid is used to describe volleyball nets that break people’s necks. After reading this, you must jump into a Scooby-Doo bouncey house filled exactly with 7 inches of water or humans will be enslaved by bacon.
sausagebaconlisiousscrumdidilyiptionslid by Captinneon42 January 23, 2019
church hurt
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.