Saturn/Aliya

If Saturn isn’t your friend you’re missing out and must have such a sad life without someone who’s so caring sexy and kind also who would die for you and Saturn is probably smarter than you They’re probably better than you in ever way.

We need to thank their parents.

Hey have you heard of Saturn/Aliya?

no?…

I feel bad for you, your life must be so sad AND YOU’RE MISSING OUT!

-rae<3

Saturn/Aliya by etbullets July 14, 2021

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io saturnalia

The celebrative phrase used for the ancient Roman holiday of Saturnalia, celebrated in December. An ancient Roman version of "Merry Christmas." Pronounced like "yo Saturnalia."

Student: Io Saturnalia!
Teacher: Shoot, I forgot to bring candy for the class.

io saturnalia by cirria November 28, 2006

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Saturnalia

Saturnalia is the ancient Roman holiday celebrated around the winter solstice.

It was in praise of the god Saturn, and consisted of a huge drunken orgy.

Another common practice during this festival was the switching of slave and master roles. for one day, all the slave owners gave up their power to their slaves.

the common saying for this festival (ex. merry Christmas) was "Io Saturnalia" pronounced "yo saturnalia."

"hurray, for it is the solstice! Io Saturnalia everyone. Now fetch me some wine and let us get naked."

Saturnalia by emuluver December 24, 2008

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io saturnalia

an orgy holiday celebrated by fucking everyone and showering the ground with seman, which can be replaced by candy corn, usually celebrated with mad bad dance moves (the 'n', robot, cucurrare), also a phrase used to greet one another on the holiday. it occurs on the winter solstice

d mer is so celebrating io saturnalia

io saturnalia by d mer May 13, 2005

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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