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F'd in the a on saturday 

F'd in the a on saturday is the same as (F'd in the A) BUT on the special day of saturday.
Jeff- Hey you coming out today since its Saturday?
Bob- No fuck face Im with your mother.
Dave- ohhh you just got f'd in the a on SATURDAY!

Saturday Detention 

A so-called extra measure of punishment flaunted by commonly blinded insensitive burnt-out figures held in educative authority. This punishment requires the offending student to go out of their way in the free time they have at the start of their weekend and spend two or so hours at their school doing what the attending teacher requires them to do.

From my school, this is the result of getting two detentions in a week or getting a very low negative behaviour point score by the end of the school week.

It is a wide-held belief that detention is to make the student reflect on their bad behaviour and hopefully have them avoid this punishment in the future. From what I've seen, this kind of detention not only deviates from that desired effect but also worsens the effect that teachers wanted to avoid in the first place.

I've seen some of my friends and many classmates getting this type of detention and it didn't help with their behaviour in the slightest - it only made them get even more detentions, resulting in them returning to even more Saturday detentions.

If a student has done so bad to constantly be given Saturday detentions, chances are there is an underlying issue with said student that needs to be addressed, worked, and resolved, as opposed to just doling out detentions like government cheese.
Teacher: Jimmy, that's two lates in a week. You have a Saturday detention starting at 11 am.
Jimmy: Whatever.
Teacher: And another one now for the following weekend.
Saturday Detention by Dipnuts November 5, 2021

Saturday Dad 

A guy who may or may not be a father and tries to dress all cool when he's not at the office-typically they appear on Saturdays. Usually unintentional pants that are too short, acid wash, mandals, dockers, loafers, etc...sometimes members only jackets.
He's so Saturday Dad (in reference to a man wearing a bad outfit that he clearly thinks is cool).

I'd date him, but he's too Saturday Dad for me. (again in reference to a guy who thinks he's hip and cool wearing a bad outfit).
Saturday Dad by Randi Newton April 26, 2008

Saturday Play Dress 

1. A dress worn in normal activities on Saturday, that was probably the dress that worn to go out on Friday night;
2. What a woman might wear to do errands on Saturday, but significantly overdressed for the occasions;
3. A dress, possibly pink, probably polyester, worn on Saturday to go for over-priced coffee, and content-free chat with friends.
I saw that ho at the gas station wearing a Saturday Play Dress, the same pink dress she wore at the club last night.

Saturday Phatter Day 

Binge eating and drinking on a Saturday as a form of revelry. Rewarding oneself on a Saturday with food, drink, and entertainment without a care for diet.
"Of course I'll have dessert, it's Saturday Phatter Day!"

"My belly has been yearning for Saturday Phatter Day."

Saturday's are for debate kids 

A frequently celebrated every Saturday specifically for debate kids. Serves as a legitimate excuse to get out of previous arrangements to spend time with the debate kids.
Andrew: Let's go to the movies on Saturday.
Leslie: No I'm busy, Saturday's are for debate kids after all!