A hot chick's less desireable freinds. They may be fat, ugly, or just mean. Satellites are much easier to pick up than the actual hottie, but you may not admit to it tomorrow.
by satellite June 21, 2005
The condition of being so high and/or drunk that one cannot function normally. The state of being affected by one or more psychoactive drugs.
My friends and I are about to roll up a joint and get satellite.
I'm so satellite I could eat a star.
I'm so satellite I could eat a star.
by double digits 70 March 31, 2009
To be "out of this world" or awesome
Dude 1: "Dude, i just won the lottery! I can finally quit my job!"
Dude 2: "Dude, that's so satellite!"
Dude 2: "Dude, that's so satellite!"
by Sir Harry Baals October 8, 2011
Someone who can't keep secrets to themselves. If they hear information they will relay it off to their friends/group.
by Dylwheat July 13, 2020
a fat girl's friends.
If they are fat aswell they may be referred to as "moons"
Satellites however are either fit girls who have known fatty bum bum for a long time and feel compelled to take her out, or can be girls with few other friends hoping to follow in fatty's sluttyy footsteps when she tries to pull any one she can establish eye contact with.
If they are fat aswell they may be referred to as "moons"
Satellites however are either fit girls who have known fatty bum bum for a long time and feel compelled to take her out, or can be girls with few other friends hoping to follow in fatty's sluttyy footsteps when she tries to pull any one she can establish eye contact with.
One of tubbety-toe-bub-tubbety-tubbers satellites is well fit,
hope her orbital base doesn't get jelous and viciously cock block me.
hope her orbital base doesn't get jelous and viciously cock block me.
by albertInnis213st.albansDriveSC February 22, 2010
When having a conversation one of the people has a delayed reaction. Someone who is always behind everyone else, kind of slow.
Bob:"Do you want to go to the mall?"
Jack:"Hey let's go to the mall!"
Bob:"You're such a satellite!"
Jack:"Hey let's go to the mall!"
Bob:"You're such a satellite!"
by Joanna_s21 June 25, 2007