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Satan's Cumbucket 

When someone drunkenly vomits into a toilet and then proceeds to take two consecutive shits into it, thereby clogging it as they have no idea what the hell they are doing. The toilet is then left to sit in order to marinade for 2-3 days.
Colin: "Yo, who the fuck left satan's cumbucket in the bathroom? How in the hell are we gonna fix that?"

Jordan: "No idea man, that shit stinks! I don't even think Jesus himself could fix it... or that smell!!"
Satan's Cumbucket by XxHanSoloxX September 19, 2016

Satan's morning cumshot 

When you pour milk on your cereal and it splashes you like a cute lil cumshot.
Morning John, what's that stain on your shirt?

Its Satan's morning cumshot...

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008