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sandy hook 

1. A colloquial name for the 2012 shooting of a Connecticut elementary school of the same name.

2. Also used as a verb to mean "To shoot up this fucking school", and if you hear that kid everyone's mean to say that, run. NOW.
1: Sandy Hook was a very tragic event that sparked a debate about gun control in the US. (Personally, I think the US has really permissive gun control laws, but you have your opinions, I'll have mine)
2. Adam: Okay, that's it! I'm about to sandy hook this fucking school!
Brad: RUN!!!
(*cue screaming, chopper shots*)

(*silence*)

Sandy Hook 

A sexual act in which a man or woman wets his or her fingers sticks them in sand to get them covered in sand then sticks the fingers in a woman's - vagina providing a sandpaper like effect for the woman.
I was on spring break down in sarasota, got pretty drunk and started having sex on the beach and totally sandy hooked this girl.
Sandy Hook by Saucy Philippino March 15, 2009

Sandy hook 

The elementary school that got shot up by an autistic fag
friend: do you know about sandy hook?
Me: yep
Sandy hook by girly1975 September 2, 2018

Sandy Hook 

1. region of New Jersey

2. A dirty move a stripper does by taking a handful of sand and inserting it into her vagina in a hooking motion.
My favorite stripper down at the club is Candy because she sandy hooks herself.

Why are you so bitchy today? Did your Sandy hook get stuck?
Sandy Hook by The Ganzer February 5, 2010

Sandy Hook 

A school in Newtown, Pennsylvania which is well known for the shooting by Adam Lanza, of which 28 people were killed, mostly children. The shooting was only a few days before Christmas in 2012.
The Sandy Hook shooting was downright unforgivable!
Sandy Hook by SpiteDefaultAA January 13, 2013

Sandy Hook 

Engaging in the act of sex on a beach. One then ejaculares into the vaginal or anal cavity. The individual then proceeds to lick his finger, stick it in the sand. Then digs out the semen with your hand in the shape of a hook.
Yo I was banging this girl at the beach and I totally sandy hooked her
Sandy Hook by BubblesDahDuck October 1, 2017