The best basketball team in the US. The team with great players like Tim Duncan, Manu Ginobli, and Tony Parker. Good at beating teams like the Denver Nuggets and the Lakers and well, every team, so long as their players are in good health

The San Antonio Spurs is my team for life.

San Antonio Spurs by spursfan3000 May 7, 2005

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San Antonio Spurge

A spurge who is from San Antonio or is a Spurs fan.

"Ted is such a fuckin San Antonio Spurge. Too bad he can't go back to San Antonio."
"Tony Parker is the best San Antonio Spurge."

San Antonio Spurge by Moore Head June 12, 2018

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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