Samuel Hayden

A Character from the Doom Universe known for giving you things to help you on your journey... or trying to stop you from blowing a hole on the surface of mars and failing miserably

Samuel Hayden: You can't just blow a hole on the surface of mars...

*not even 30 minutes later,

A Marine operating on Phobos: Well minutes ago, the slayer proceeded to take my rifle, then I heard someone running past me, next thing I know is that there's a hole one the surface of mars...

Samuel Hayden by Owl Man May 9, 2020

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Samuel Hayden

tall robot in doom that stole crucible and is know for his quote 'i am not the villain in this story,i do what i do because there is no choice.'

Samuel hayden:i big brain

Samuel Hayden by gaming stickman August 11, 2020

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Samuel Hayden

also called the Seraphim or Samur Mayker, he is an insufferable asshole in the doom universe who no one likes.

Samuel Hayden hates everything the doom slayer does

Samuel Hayden by symbiote riot July 13, 2024

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Samuel Hayden

also known as the Seraphim or Samur Mayker is an insufferable asshole in the doom series who no one likes

Samuel Hayden hates everything the slayer does

Samuel Hayden by symbiote riot July 13, 2024

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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