Samuel Hayden

A Character from the Doom Universe known for giving you things to help you on your journey... or trying to stop you from blowing a hole on the surface of mars and failing miserably

Samuel Hayden: You can't just blow a hole on the surface of mars...

*not even 30 minutes later,

A Marine operating on Phobos: Well minutes ago, the slayer proceeded to take my rifle, then I heard someone running past me, next thing I know is that there's a hole one the surface of mars...

Samuel Hayden by Owl Man May 9, 2020

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Samuel Hayden

tall robot in doom that stole crucible and is know for his quote 'i am not the villain in this story,i do what i do because there is no choice.'

Samuel hayden:i big brain

Samuel Hayden by gaming stickman August 11, 2020

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Samuel Hayden

also called the Seraphim or Samur Mayker, he is an insufferable asshole in the doom universe who no one likes.

Samuel Hayden hates everything the doom slayer does

Samuel Hayden by symbiote riot July 13, 2024

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Samuel Hayden

also known as the Seraphim or Samur Mayker is an insufferable asshole in the doom series who no one likes

Samuel Hayden hates everything the slayer does

Samuel Hayden by symbiote riot July 13, 2024

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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