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Samuel Blake

Samuel Blake is a sexy beast who will be the greatest lover you ever had. Hes high pitched sexy voice will leave you moister than a oyster. The only problem is he has no penis. He lost it in a tragic accident while playing tennis most women find this out to late a regret ever being with him.
girl one: OMFG i just found out that Samuel Blake has no penis.
girle two: TRAP
by Cuncky Monkey June 20, 2019
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