by NotSamson June 30, 2021
He´s the kindest, nicest person you could ever meet. Yes, he has his flaws but you don´t care. He´s too adorable. He´s sexy, cute, nice, funny, and someone you´ll wanna spend the rest of your life with. He will cry if you break up with him. If he falls for someone, he falls for them hard. Even if he only makes eye contact with a girl he doesn´t even know for 30 seconds. Whenever you´re on the phone with him, he will make you laugh. Even if it´s stupid. Yes, he´ll do any dare you give him. Such as running into a tree. The lifestyle may not be the one you want, but you´ll do anything to be with him. You´ll make it work. You love him and even if he thinks you say it a lot, you haven´t. He doesn´t even know. He´s very open and his friends will embarrass him which will you die laughing.
by Derpy_Cat April 23, 2019
by Call me SAMSON October 25, 2011
Samson got this name from the witches of Samsungnia, specifically Angelica.
They didn’t like him having an iphone.
Original name was Sam, Samson can now never touch an iPhone or he will spontaneously combust.
👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹
They didn’t like him having an iphone.
Original name was Sam, Samson can now never touch an iPhone or he will spontaneously combust.
👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹
by shannonthealmighty June 30, 2021
The Samson is when you are having sex with a girl, and she cuts your pubic hair, and then you instantly go limp.
I was having sex with Delilah when she whipped out scissors and gave me a Samson. Now I can't get it up, and I went blind.
by John Milton the AntiTrinitarianist March 20, 2008
one of the most weird people in the world, doesnt like herb which is odd (u can buy it from maccas in a frozen coke), his spirit animal is a wHaLe and he once vomited blue stuff :) :)
by notmanaia August 2, 2018