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a big, tough guy who you don't want to mess with
I called a samomo so he could beat the shit out that motherfucker.
samomo by Carlisle Francis March 30, 2009
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SHMOJOE14 

That one guy that APPARENTLY is exclusive to those who know the secret of cheese.
He is THEE SHMOJOE14.
SHMOJOE14 by flyingwhalesc February 23, 2021
Founded by the great Smo. It is when you titty-fuck a girl so hard that her chest bruises very badly and is unable to titty fuck again until the bruises heal.
Girl: omg look at my chest its all bruised!
Other girl: What happened?!
Girl: I got a smojob and I regret it!
Smojob by Smojobbb October 28, 2010

Samogonka 

Russian for home made Vodka!
Samogonka is STRONGER than factory distilled Vodka because in Russia, there is a higher chlorine content from trying to clean the water, and a different sugar level. Everclear can't touch this.
An adjective to describe a person who starts a game of monolpoly, thinking they are too smart to lose, but ends up rage quitting when another player will not sell them a specific property.
He was getting frustrated that he could not advance through our game of monopoly, he pulled a real samopoly.
Samopoly by Bensilvia June 30, 2017