Founded by the great Smo. It is when you titty-fuck a girl so hard that her chest bruises very badly and is unable to titty fuck again until the bruises heal.
Girl: omg look at my chest its all bruised!
Other girl: What happened?!
Girl: I got a smojob and I regret it!
Samogonka is STRONGER than factory distilled Vodka because in Russia, there is a higher chlorine content from trying to clean the water, and a different sugar level. Everclear can't touch this.
An adjective to describe a person who starts a game of monolpoly, thinking they are too smart to lose, but ends up rage quitting when another player will not sell them a specific property.
He was getting frustrated that he could not advance through our game of monopoly, he pulled a real samopoly.