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Sam Golbach 

Sam Golbach is a cute boy with beautiful blue eyes from Kansas. He ghost hunts places with his best friends Colby Brock, Corey Scherer, and Jake Webber. He and his best friend grew fame from vine. He used to live in a house with 5 roommates, they called their house the trap house.
My friend: he is the cutest, palest, boy ever!
Me: Oh you must be talking about Sam Golbach
Sam Golbach by Iamqueer426 August 14, 2019
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sam golbach 

you cannot put a definition to this man! heโ€™s just everything more than words can describe. what a perfect hooman.
oh look, sam golbach.. the sexiest man alive

sam golbach 

the literal cutest person to ever exist, once you watch his videos your heart will explode into this; ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’• ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’“
friend 1; hey you heard of sam golbach?
friend 2; yeah he makes my heart explode๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’˜

Sam Golbachโ€™s Nipples 

samโ€™s nipples are at least nob existing. with the size of at 1/2 a centimeter, iโ€™ve had mosquito bites larger than them. we love you sam! and your tiny nips
sam golbachโ€™s nipples are so tiny!

SamGolbachsexual 

a person who only has feelings for Sam Golbach only
my friend colby is 100% SamGolbachsexual he is such a simp for Sam Golbach
SamGolbachsexual by xplr.carla January 3, 2021

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026