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Sam Golbach

Sam Golbach is a cute boy with beautiful blue eyes from Kansas. He ghost hunts places with his best friends Colby Brock, Corey Scherer, and Jake Webber. He and his best friend grew fame from vine. He used to live in a house with 5 roommates, they called their house the trap house.
My friend: he is the cutest, palest, boy ever!
Me: Oh you must be talking about Sam Golbach
by Iamqueer426 August 14, 2019
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sam golbach

you cannot put a definition to this man! heโ€™s just everything more than words can describe. what a perfect hooman.
by sam.golbach.obsession November 8, 2019
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sam golbach

the literal cutest person to ever exist, once you watch his videos your heart will explode into this; ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’• ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’“
friend 1; hey you heard of sam golbach?
friend 2; yeah he makes my heart explode๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’˜
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Sam Golbachโ€™s Nipples

samโ€™s nipples are at least nob existing. with the size of at 1/2 a centimeter, iโ€™ve had mosquito bites larger than them. we love you sam! and your tiny nips
sam golbachโ€™s nipples are so tiny!
by samโ€™s nipples October 13, 2020
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