Sam (female) 

Sam is the strangest girl you will ever meet in your entire life. Often times she is too smart for her own good and that in combination with her sick sense of humor, dry wit, and intense charisma can often scare people she first meets. Sam is so unique that so many people become infatuated with her and as a result she has an impressive amount of suitors and loyal best friends. It is never a dull moment when you are with Sam, but you DO NOT want to get on her bad side because she is the most passionate arguer of all time and is insanely good at roasts. She will annihilate you. She is also 800 times smarter than her sister.

I don't think I've ever met anyone quite like Sam (female)!

Sam (female) is a motherfucking force to be reckoned with.

Sam (female) by jaspersmiley May 24, 2018

sam (female) 

usually very stupid and or dumb. not naturally blonde in hair but in mentality and usually dye it that color later in life to feel suited to ones personality. a sam most often receives poor grades in school and does their best to date a try-hard boyfriend. A sam is typically very immature and has very childish humor.

Hey did you see that sam (female) being dumb today?

sam (female) by physiologist October 16, 2012