Sam

Sam is a screw-up from the beginning. He has always been single (Hit him up btw) is suprisingly talented (music, uhh, music, sports, and that’s about it). He keeps many stuffs secret, and no one rly knows him. He used 2 be popular, but then he became smart. He likes food, and sleep. He isn’t super great, he’s just okay. He’s a lil ugly, and a lil not. He likes to rap 🎤 ball 🏀 parkour 🐿 and win. Shouts outs to being a mench:

S.A.M (Sexy Attractive Man)
S.A.M (Super Alpha Male)
S.A.M (Such A Mench)
Sam is the fosters of all goats

by DontFallForTheWhitwGirlTrap December 9, 2018

Sam

Gaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

“Sam is gay”
“We been knew”

by StrangersFromTheOutside November 23, 2021

Sam

The cutest, sweetest, most taleneted person you know. He is kind of a nerd, but it really works for him. He plays at least one instrument, and takes at least one advanced class. He’s a religious boy and he goes to church every Sunday. All the girls love him, even if they don’t want to admit it because he is just so great. Sam might come off as a little obnoxious when you first meet him, but he is really just a confident dude. Hes flirty to a LOT of girls and it drives them crazy, just pick ONE Sam! If you get a Sam, don’t let him go, because you’ll never meet anyone better.

Person 1: Man, Sam is the most perfect guy I know!

Person 2: Which one?

by 6PACCCK October 6, 2018

sam

Charming man with huge dick

why are all my mums boyfriends are sam's

by December 22, 2020

Sam

Sams are always amazing people. They fall in love easily, but usually those people love them too! They have amazing hair, they're funny, artistic, and smart. They're also really hot, but don't cross a Sam. They will beat your ass.

Guy 1: Damn, I wish I was dating Sam. She's amazing!
Guy 2: Me too..she's really smart and funny...

by The Half Blood January 8, 2022

Sam

Hard working, management material. However won’t ever let you have a day off sick, will make you say cringey things and has magic spunk.

Do you want a sammy special?

by Est2034 November 25, 2021

Sam

A sam is and will be your best friend for life she is sweet and kinda and lots of fun she will love you for you and don’t take that for granted she is gorgeous inside and out and has one of the best personality’s when your sad or blue she will put a smile on your face and make you laugh even when you don’t want to there is never a dull moment with her she can be crazy wild but also clam and collected witch is what people see and love about her she deserves more than this world can give even if she doesn’t think so

my friend “wow is that sam she is so cool”
me “ya i know she is the bomb”

by hhahah ed djhrhdjd December 29, 2022