Mench

A mench is £10's worth of cannabis.

"Can i buy a mench of that grade?"

by Robert DF Colock November 1, 2007

Mench

Short for man-bench.

The bench outside of many stores around the world where the men sit on and wait for their wives who are shopping in stores that men wouldn't be caught dead in, like La Senza.

Wife: Where will I be able to find you?

Husband: I'll be on the mench, dear.

by DuckLotf August 11, 2010

Mench

like hench but is more hench so more and hench = mench

'wow that guy looks mench'

by Cdtferret May 20, 2010

Mench

Men - Bench

A type of men, who sit around all day and do nothing.

"My (Husband, Boyfriend, Man) .. Is being such a mench today."

by Haveajoke July 2, 2018

Mench

Used to describe cool trainers

I like your trainers, they're MENCH!

by Gavin Stewart January 17, 2008

mench

A German word which, in Yiddish, means "a good person". A mench is a particularly good person with the qualities one would hope for in a dear friend or trusted colleague; a gentleman.

That David is always so polite to his elders, what a mench!

by dea' December 28, 2005

menching

the position where a dog cat or other household pet lays down and puts its head down in-between its own paws.

My dog Duke was menching on the floor this morning it made me want to stay home with him instead of going to work because it was so cute.

by jswanko July 11, 2018