Salty Mufin

A sex act wherein one party will consume the ejaculate of the other after it has been spread over baked goods.

Last night I tried eating a salty mufin and found it surprisingly enjoyable.

Salty Mufin by SAPangolin August 13, 2015

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Salty Muffin

(During intercourse) when you're about to cum, spray your load into your hand. With that hand, wipe it all over your partners butt cheek. Sprinkle some salt on it, then lick it off.

Wife: Honey whats for tea?
Husband: Im gonna make you a salty muffin

Salty Muffin by @&@9/11 October 31, 2015

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salty muffin

a salty muffin is someone is acting in a sassy/saucey manner.

that girl is being SUCH a salty muffin right now.

salty muffin by izaack October 13, 2010

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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