Fingering using at least two or more fingers, in a tickling motion. Putting your hand in a wet place, wiggling them about and hoping for a bite.
We were lying in bed together and I decided to do a bit of salmon poaching
by SeansMinx February 29, 2020
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the whitest school of fort covington (literally the only school) new york. the only thing you’ll ever hear walking down the halls is white kids saying the n word, teachers completely ignoring it and kids taking pics of other kids jerking off in the bathrooms. oh the bathrooms. walking into the girls bathroom you’ll see a crowd of girls laughing with their vapes in their hands. can never pee in peace. and the boys bathroom i would imagine to be much worse. once a kid walked into class and put a peed on chromebook from the boys bathroom. the teacher touched it before being informed it was filled with pee.
“my mom just signed me up for school at salmon river central school. heard it’s the worst. “
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derogatory term that refers to the smell of a person usually a women with poor feminine hygiene. For men you might use "Assed the Air up".
"I was on the bus and this booty beast salmon the breeze"
by skroadie June 14, 2008
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Noun - The act of fighting against the current at work. Reaching what you thought/were told was your goal only to figuratively get fucked and die.
Roger really got salmoned. The day he completed the code for his project, it was canceled.
by Trainer Jer March 27, 2020
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To spit on the salmon means to suck a dick.

The term comes from norwegian, and is «Spøtte på laksen» in norwegian.

Note! Since salmon is a normal cuisine in Norway it is important to remember to not use the term in a conversation about food.
Did u get some at the party?- friend

Nja, I meet this guy, but I was on my period, so I could only spit on the salmon.-
by Cheesylobster August 10, 2019
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spitting on the salmon is a word used when you want to ask if someone sucks cock, but dont want people to think you are weird
"hey bro, do you spit on the salmon"

"only on saturdays"
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