Ancient New Zealand custom where two people slap each others forarms in congratulations
Now is commenly used between skateboarders and car enthusiests
good job, SALMONS!!! *offers ones forarm*
by *Ninja_in_the_garage* November 6, 2006
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When one flaps his/her extremetities between another's persons extremetities in the effort to re-create a salmon flapping it's tail, IE, flapping your hand between a friend's elbow and chest, or between the legs..many types of salmon are possible, like using inanimate objects or utilizing the environment.
"Did you see the way John used the wall to salmon Jeff?, what an innovative salmon"

"Kyle got Pete with the salmon while he was on the phone!"
by Frostedflakes907 April 6, 2017
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A fish that yields pink flesh. Hits the spot when it is:
-steamed with ginger on top
-pan-fried with sweet and sour sauce
-pan fried with curry and onions on top
Mmm, that curry on salmon last night was awesome.
by StatenIslander November 21, 2007
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To "leap like a salmon", usually used in football matches to describe an amazing leaping header. A legendary footballing technique. The word "SALMON!" is usually shouted to pre-emt a "salmon".
Famously mastered by Chris "Salmon!" Allen, for the Mighty Boosh FC.
"That man leapt like a salmon!"

".....SALMON!"

SALMON!
by Chris June 15, 2006
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Slang often referring to physically abusing another person on the basis of their sexual preference.
Mike was given a salmons just for walking out of the gay bar.
by Denmark-Dan December 2, 2006
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Norwegian word for masturbating translates to "Pulling my Salmon." Salmon is now commmonly used as a reference to one's penis.
I will slap you with my salmon!
Want some of my pink salmon?
by Aces R High August 28, 2006
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The act of sneaking up on an unknowing victim at a bar or any other public place and quickly slapping them back and forth between their kneecaps with your hand, thus creating the sensation of a salmon tail swimming between the victim's legs.

A successful salmon results in the person who got salmoned either buckling at the knees or attempting to high-step out of the salmon.

Confusion/anger almost always results after getting salmoned; however, the salmoner can turn the victim's confusion/anger into embarrassment by quickly standing up and shouting, "YOU JUST GOT SALMONED, SON! WOOOO!" while pumping your fist in a ridiculously confident manner.
I was talking to Donk at the bar when Booj snuck up from behind and salmoned him down at the knees then shouted "You just got salmoned, son!"
by WVBooj October 9, 2009
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