Sailaxmi

Lovely name, Indian origin. People beware she will steal your heart. She is the kind of girl you meet in the middle of the street and think, wow. Her knees are lovely. Things you think about when you see this girl:
Loyal
Justice
Honor
Is she the judicial system? I think yes
Perfect height
So much lovely hair (the correct amount of hair on a head)
Amazing face (like damn im in love)
Great eyesight
Will look great with bangs
Definitely has an interest in punk!nehas
needs 4 wives (nehaha)

She is so fucking amazing, who is she?
Oh damn that’s a Sailaxmi right there!
HOLY SHIT A SAILAXMI

BRO MY EYES FELL OUT!
Omg what happened?
I saw a pair of knees yesterday

OMG IT MUST HAVE BEEN A SAILAXMI!

Dialogue Ver:
Person 1: Dang, look at Sailaxmi today.
Person 2: Omg do you like her?
Person 1: OF COURSE. Trick question, right!

Sailaxmi by saikneelover January 8, 2021

sailaxman 

Big ass forehead, literally god at basketball

Bro his forehead is just like sailaxman

sailaxman by Hehebxb July 12, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016