sahara sand storm

The act of your significant other taking a handful of laxatives, whilst shoving a half a bag of sand up their arse. Then, while you lay down, they squat over you and once the laxatives kick in they spray the sandy poop all over your face.

It was so hard to wash my sheets I had to throw them away because I gave Shaniqua a sahara sand storm last night

by Robat Ppob December 20, 2017

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Sahara Slammer

The abrupt insertion of a giant veiny erect dong into a parched, desert-like, unwelcoming butthole.

Let's use some lube this time, I'm still recovering from that sahara slammer last tuesday.

by Sahara Slammer September 29, 2018

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Boating in the Sahara

‘Boating in the Sahara’ is a popular euphemism for when skeevy little British teenagers go off to North Africa looking for sexual relations with older men

Cyril was discovering more about himself, and decided to go boating in the Sahara to find Mr. Right

by Le Chien de Plage September 14, 2023

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Sahara

the most amazing person you will ever meet. she can definitely be a bitch sometimes, but she makes up for it in her ability to listen to you when you need it, and her amazing humor. she's always down to take a trip down memory lane and laugh with you when you get 6am just before getting chomped by freddy fucking fazbear. she's so supportive of those she cares about and will always hype you up when you need it. she can brighten your day just by coming by, and even if she has her flaws, she is still the best friend anyone could have.

"have you seen my beautiful bestie, sahara?"
"nah hoe go away"
"okay"

by sirius_starlite March 30, 2022

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