Ugly duck (my cuz) jk

A fake sis who betrays her friends. Pretty but insecure. Point blank period.

when a child looks at a woman's cleavage and then innocently looks away, hoping to god that person didn't notice.

The vagina drying/mood killing impact of control knickers

The act of your significant other taking a handful of laxatives, whilst shoving a half a bag of sand up their arse. Then, while you lay down, they squat over you and once the laxatives kick in they spray the sandy poop all over your face.

The abrupt insertion of a giant veiny erect dong into a parched, desert-like, unwelcoming butthole.