They’re the coolest ppl in the
world because they’re fans of Sateen Besson. Don’t mess with them, or they will stalk you and hunt you down and
roast the shit out of you. Otherwise they’re
good company.
“Ah, I heard she’
s a Salteen, don’t
fight with her”
“He’s a Salteen bro, he must be soooo
cool”
“I heard Salteens are bffs with Sateen Besson herself!”