salty ass

Salty Ass

Noun

sɔ lti æs

1. When the ass is saltier than a seafarer's puckered bum, abraised by the briny winds, it may be described as such
2. Someone who has breached a threshold of being just too damn salty.

Aw, come on man, I didn't mean to pour balsamic vinegar in your cornflakes! Get your salty ass up and quit moping.

by J~Egg January 8, 2015

salty ass nigga

A nigga that's jealous and can't get what he wants and/or a person who just got dissed.

Shawn: Man why does he get free tickets and I don't.
Cody: Man, why do you have to act like a salty ass nigga!

by theeloyalkid123 April 29, 2014

salty ass dog

The act of having anal sex with 1 girl and then meeting up with another shortly after (3-5 hours) and having her perform oral on you. Just like a salty dog, only WAY better.

Yeah, suck that SaLtY aSS DoG!!

Bitch, that cock you are sucking, was in Heidi's ass!

by Devon Null July 11, 2006

Salty Ass Juice

1. Butthole Fucking Juice

2.A tasty treat for whores!

(Kelly Wells to Sasha Knox)

"C'mon lick that salty ass juice, that's a tasty treat for whores, you should feel fuckin' privileged!"

by colombed mooyay January 19, 2008

salty ass bitch

A salty ass bitch is a bitch that has no emotion, always monotoned, and just stays being salty with other bitches.

"Why does Danielle look so mad all the time?"

"I don't know? She's probably a salty ass bitch."

by Rita602 November 16, 2016

sally ass

weiner ,punk , cry baby , bitch

Stop acting like such a Sally ass .

by imjustsayin33 May 26, 2021

Salty Asshole

noun

1. puckered and vengeful, an asshole who is vindictive or spiteful in an abrasive way

2. someone who is as pleasant to be around as rubbing salt on one's asshole

I knew he was mad, but did he have to be such a salty asshole about it?

by claudiesel August 13, 2011