Swife

Noun. A wife who is prepared for anything. Similar to a Swiss Army knife.

"I wish I had some floss."
Wife hands husband some travel size floss!
Wife is obviously a swife.

by Dejemi June 2, 2013

Swife

A sexy wife.

You're wife is beautiful, she's a "swife".

by Enforcer5150 September 26, 2021

Swife

A wife who is sweet

"You won't believe what Laura did for me today. She did my laundry and I came home to a hot homemade dinner."

"You've got yourself a swife."

by JoeRa January 2, 2009

Swife

A slang term used to call someone a real motherfuckerly, shady, and or cheap ass bastard. Kind of synonymous to a cheapskate but really much worse.

If somebody stiffs you a tip they are a swife piece of shit. If someone comes to your house and eats your last cookie without permission they are a swife ass motherfucker. If someone cuts you off and then tries to brake check you they are swife as fuck.

by Mccrap May 31, 2013

swife

a male, with a penis, whose pubic hair is longer than his penis, which usually tends to be quite small, that the pubic hair is braided or corn rowed.

Warren Sewell, whose penis is very tiny, took his pubic hair and got it swifed

by lennny January 15, 2006

swife

SWIFE means a "swapped-wife".

{Knock, knock}

{door opens}

"Hello George! Hello El... Whose this? Where's Eleanor?"

"Eleanor is with a buddy of mine. This is my SWIFE for the week, her name is Sharon."

"Oh. Gee, maybe you could be MY swife sometime?"

"Sure, that is if you got a tasty fox for my husband. Let me get my planner."

by Sex Ed January 1, 2007

Swife

To swear on one's life.

Bill: I Swife that Nikky Cage is a great actor

Joe: You're going to hell

by TkMan326 April 13, 2009