surprise buttseks 

the act of having buttseks where the male genitalia penis is inserted into either a man or woman's anus, without warning, and screaming "SURPRISE BUTTSEKS" upon entering the rectum

amy:so, jill as i was saying, i truly thing that the northern hemisphere should be considered new zealand and the southern should be testicleville
jill: but on the contrary, i do not bel--
mike:(while entering the rectum) SURPRISE BUTTSEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

surprise buttseks by Camel Toe (Chris the Almighty) March 5, 2008

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS

When the spy, featured on the PS3, and PC game, Team Fortress 2, attempts to stab you (one of the 8 other male characters) in the back, but instead, gives you "Surprise Buttsecks" after, the trending songs and videos on YouTube.

*The Blue Scout, is defeating the red team when suddenly-*
Spy: "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS", BUTTSECKS, B-B-B-B-B-BUTT-SECKS!!

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS by TeamFortress2Fangirl June 12, 2012

surprise buttsecks

To give someone anal sex at an unexpected time, or place. Perfect for those special moments.

A: Me and my gf had a really romantic date last night. Saw titanic.
B: nice
A: yeah, and then when that stupid boat sank, i gave her surprise buttsecks!!!1 kekekekeekk
B: WTF??

surprise buttsecks by the real rick james December 7, 2005

Surprise Buttsecks

When going at it like dogs, the penis, moving quickly, then ejects from the vagina and enters the anus, often resulting in pain and extreme terror/pleasure.

Often to calm the victim of this "surprise", the penetrator yells

"SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!" in a vain attempt to make light of this magical , yet, often horrible experience.

Man: Oh yeah baby

Woman: Harder!
Man: opps i slipp.....
Woman: Ow. OWWWWW!!!!!!!
Man: Surprise Buttsecks!!!!!!
Woman: this date is over! Bus driver let me off here!!!!!!

Surprise Buttsecks by The Poonman July 3, 2009

Surprise Buttsecks

The best kind.

Jim giving Mary surprise buttsecks (although results may vary):
Jim: Surprise!
Mary: Whoo hoo!

Surprise Buttsecks by The Anonymouse October 16, 2008

Surprise buttsecks

If someone denies you anal all you have to do is take it from them. It's not rape if you say surprise!

They will enjoy the pleasure so much they will show you their tears of joy

If they cry, use the tears as lubrication or as a punishment use no lube at all.

Surprise Buttsecks:

Guy: Baby, can I stick it in your pooper?
Girl: No because it will hurt.
Guy: I'll be gentle, I'll go slow.
Girl: I said no, I told you to stop asking.
Guy: Oh well......SURPRISE!!
Girl: OMG! , STOP!, NO!
Guy: When you say no, all I hear is, "No don't stop"
Girl: This is rape!
Guy: I said surprise and it's not rape if you say surprise.

Surprise buttsecks by Siimp January 24, 2010

surprise buttsecks metal cover 

the best song of history

spy:gentelmen bang your heads
me:*agressive head banging*
surprise buttsecks metal cover is best metal cover
it is song about surprise buttsecks

surprise buttsecks metal cover by raybeez February 11, 2022