super monkey ball

A game developed by Amusement Vision, a subsidiary of Sega, and released as a launch title in 2001 for the Nintendo GameCube where the player is tasked with getting a monkey trapped inside a ball into the goal. However, moving the Control Stick doesn't move the monkey, rather, it tilts the stage. This game is actually a remake of a Japan-only arcade game, simply titled Monkey Ball.

Expert Floor 7 is the hardest stage in Super Monkey Ball.

super monkey ball by Gestersmek September 13, 2014

Super Monkey Ball

Fucking hell.

“Hey you ever play Super Monkey Ball-“
“Please stop talking.”

Super Monkey Ball by WestbrookAnimations June 1, 2019

Angry Super Monkey Balls

A Feminist response to all the sick perverted shit that men do to women during sexual intercourse.
It begins when a woman's male sexual partner tries to convince her to shave her pubic hair. The woman does it, but saves her pubes, and during sexual intercourse--preferably directly after her male sexual partner has attained orgasm--she takes her shaved pubes in one hand and grabs his balls as hard as she can. If there is come anywhere around the testicles, the hair might stick, giving the male Super hairy "monkey balls". Glue may be used, if the woman is in doubt as to how much the hair will stick.

Girl 1: "My pedophile ex-boyfriend tried to get me to shave my pubes, so I gave him the ol' 'Angry Super Monkey Balls' routine!

Girl 2: "Ha ha. Nice."

Angry Super Monkey Balls by Sylvia Plath November 26, 2007

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012