stma

A huge ass school in the middle of nowhere and nobody knows where or what it is and the town only keeps getting bigger. 90% of the girls have cakes on their face and edit all of their pictures on instagram so if you think a girl from STMA is hot, she's probably not /: bunch of sluts and hoes and hicks who wear camo to school everyday. everyone knows everything about your relationships and a day never passes where a girl isn't crying over a boy who rejected her.

Person 1: "What do you drive to school?" STMA Student:"A Tractor" Person 1: "What? Oh you must go to STMA"

Girl 1: "Why is she crying?"
Girl 2: "Her and her boyfriend didn't have good sex last night"

stma by STMA High School February 3, 2017

STMA

STMA is a school full of white kids that either want attention or they want to be an asshole.
if you go to STMA and you are black you are automatically popular because the white kids that think they are black want attention.
STMA is also known for over estimating how much students are capable of learning with that starbucks is very popular among the girls that go to STMA because they don’t actually want starbucks they just want to post 3 pictures of it on snapchat.
Vaping is very popular in STMA because it makes you look “cool” and everyone wants to look and be as cool as possible.

person 1: hey do you often look for atention because you want to be black?

person 2: YES! that’s all i want in life.

person 1: then STMA is perfect for you!

STMA by asyxlumx December 23, 2018

STMA

A school full of skanks and hoes. This school only exsists on an educational level it doesn't belong on the map. But that doesn't stop the overwhelming amount of rich white people, with their Starbucks, caked faces, cars that they didn't even work for but cost their parents a fortune. The school academically challenged their students so much to the point where they end there own life's. But also has the highest education in the state of MN.

Person1: I'm white and I don't like to be around minority's what's school should I go to?
Person2: STMA is perfect for you!

STMA by Boyloytt the m3m3 supr3m3 April 21, 2018

STMA

A whole school full of snakes and hoes. There are about 4 girls in that school that are real and actually care about their friends. All the guys are pussy's and if you get a good guy you are lucky. The amount of popular cliques is fucking crazy.

Billy: Bro do you go to STMA
John: yeah I hate it all the girls are so fake
Billy: Truuuuuuue

STMA by notasnakebich December 23, 2018

stmath 

The torture chamber tool that teachers use to confine their students into watching in boredom as blocks take 5 minutes to arrange themselves and liquid pours as slow as if gravity has been turned off. Stmath is a computer game where you have to move blocks and such to get the penguin (Jiji) across the screen. To do that, you answer math questions. Who in their right minds associates a cute fluffy penguin with math?! To make matters worse, once you 100% complete the game, and you think that you're done, you have to do it all over again in challenge mode. Liars, they said you were 100% done! The levels are shaped like traffic cones, (again, seriously?!) and when Jiji the penguin moves across the screen, if theirs a 1 mm puddle of liquid or a square cm block, he cant jump over it. Does he have waddling problems? The so called "game" moves way too slow, when you click an answer it has to go through a whole 5 minute long process of moving blocks before it actually tells you if the answer is right or wrong. All together, stmath is a trap to make your mind just about blow up.

Teacher- "Time for stmath, kids!"
Kids- " We did it yesterday for 2 hours, though!"
Teacher- '"Well you're doing it again! Oh, and did I mention you have 10 hours of homework?"

stmath by stmath April 22, 2016

stmath 

St math is a fucking living hell and torture chamber the stupid penguin named Jiji legs is so weak he can't go around or jump over a little flower 1/100 of his size

Teacher: We're doing stmath
Student 1: Listen's to Jocelyn Flores because he/she is very depressed
Student 2: Get's MG42 and shoots Chromebook

stmath by ExoderHXN May 4, 2021

stmath 

The tool used to bore students with a penguin(Jiji) that is apparently ¨Non-Jumping¨ and I wonder ¨Why doesn't he/she just step on it instead?¨

Teacher: Time for 5 hours of stmath!
Student 1: Shoots himself
Student 2: Chokes herself

stmath by Equation + Equation = Answer October 6, 2021