Yep, that’s right, all of your friends are in a relationship, you’re the last one, the last sad, single, sulked virgin, enjoy it while u can ig, someday someone will actually like you, until then, just get ice cream and cry that all your friends are slowly planning double dates without you cause you’re a hopeless romantic.
“Doing anything for v-day? My boyfriend is taking me on a picnic!”
“Oh that’s cool, I’m still single so no plans”
“Oh that’s sad.”
“Oh that’s cool, I’m still single so no plans”
“Oh that’s sad.”
by Idk.k April 15, 2019
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6 - Rootbeer float on Steve Hindman's lap
5 - Biting into a jelly donut in front of the Wayne coffe maker, and jelly spirted out all over the carpet in a high velocity stream
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2 - 2/25/05 coffee on the desk accompanied by major cursing
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6 - Rootbeer float on Steve Hindman's lap
5 - Biting into a jelly donut in front of the Wayne coffe maker, and jelly spirted out all over the carpet in a high velocity stream
4 - Cheesecake spill on general Manager (Sandra Bond's) Lap
3 - Beer spilled on VP (Buyens) at Gino's Steaks
2 - 2/25/05 coffee on the desk accompanied by major cursing
1 - Nacho Cheese dip all over Simosik's carpet.
by Geoff Christ March 1, 2005
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