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SSBBW: Acronym: Super Sized Big Beautiful Woman

Many of these women can be lovely and decent. They can cause happiness in those whom choose to be around them. They've often endured more rejection than folks around them and have consequently needed to do more tough introspection to validate themselves and have gathered valuable wisdom and kindness in the process.

It should be noted, however, that this rather desperate self-validation, in the practice of an irrational woman, can lead to the development of a personality that is strongly disagreeable to folks who value sanity, groundedness, or peace of mind in their associates.

Below is a potential conversation that an SSBBW might incur on an occasion separate of her involvement:
Male A) Hey man. You know that girl I've spent some times with recently whom I haven't wanted to tell you much about?

Male B) yeah. I've been curious about that.

Male A) Yeah well she's an "SSBBW" and I didn't really want to bother going over the details with you of our trying to achieve platonic symbiosis despite her S.S.ness.

Male B) Oh, ok. That's cool. Anyway, why are you bringing it up now?

Male A) Well I wanted to let you in on an interesting and fun factoid: She asked me how I felt about her body.

Male B) Haha. Uhoh! And you were honest?

Male A) Yeah. I told her that I just try not to think about it. Then she pressed for more specifics on what my feelings are about fat people and my feelings about having sex with her. And I answered her, and she hasn't responded to my outreach in quite some time; I think she's gone as a result of this.

Male B)*warm smile + smirk* Wow...What did you say about the feelings about sex?

Male A) Well I told her that fatness seems to indicate strong potentials for a few things to me: stress-coping dysfunction, a lack of nutritional intelligence, poor self discipline, and poor emotional vitality. And I told her I could be wrong, but it's just what I've gathered and seen over my lifetime, and that I would find it disturbing to be bonding with a body which indicates things like that. What I didn't tell her is that her behavior fit my stereotype pretty strongly.
by ratio September 27, 2012
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The BBW are a species of women who are comparable to the dinosaurs. You see, at one time, millions of years ago during the ice age, there was a slim chance one may encounter a BBW, instead of the usual hideous fat woman.

However, the SSBBW is more comparable to Big Foot. Not merely because their shoe size are beyond human imagination, but because of their status as a possible species. People say SSBBW exists, but we don't see them. Some claimed they have witnessed them, but could offer no reasonable proof. Those who present a picture usually give something dubious. In the case of Big Foot, the picture is blurred or is merely a shadow. In the case of the SSBBW, the picture is comprise entirely of her stomach.

Truly more research is needed to find these "Super Size Big Beautiful Women".
Holy shit! That's not a regular, horrendously overweight fat woman! It's the SSBBW! I should capture it because I would surely fetch a good price since it's been reputed to be a fairy tale!
by BusinessMan July 07, 2005
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It means "Super Size Big Beautiful Woman".

In other words, it is a type of person that is comparative to Big Foot. To better understand:

People say they've seen Big Foot. People say they've seen SSBBWs.

People give vague pictures of Big Foot. People give vague descriptions of SSBBWs.

In both case, neither have been spotted.
Whoa, was that a SSBBW? I should take a picture! But what intelligent individual will believe me that an morbidly obese woman could be beautiful?
by BusinessMan July 17, 2005
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