SPORK JOB
SPORK JOB by Judo Master August 15, 2008
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Spock job
When a girl gives a hand job by rubbing the penis or shaft between the ring finger and middle finger making the "live long and prosper" gesture with both hands overlapping each other and squeezing the penis while moving up and down the shaft. They may occasionally incorporate the scrotum using the same hand gestures with one hand while "scissoring" the fingers to apply pressure. When done correctly, the receiver my start speaking Vulcan before climax.
Guy 1: My girlfriend gave me a Spock job for the first time last night.
Guy 2: Awesome, how was it bro!?
Guy 1: Dif-tor heh smusma!!
Guy 2: Awesome, how was it bro!?
Guy 1: Dif-tor heh smusma!!
Spock job by Nicstypres May 7, 2022
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sporkjob
in the act of flinging your hands behind your cranium and whipping your limbs behind your ass while the woman yells spork me almighty sporker while the banana is in her bunghole and the man yells fuck me gently while in his left hand his phalanges fondle a banana peel and his earlobe penetrates the inside of the womans clitoris
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Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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