SPLATZ is a word used to define a traumatic ordeal on the toilet. If you have had one too many to drink and/or consumed copious amounts of VindaLOO curry (LOO being the operative word), you will experience a dose of the SPLATZ.
SPLATZ is now being advertised on NZ TV as a fruit flavoured yoghurt! Oh lordy!
SPLATZ is now being advertised on NZ TV as a fruit flavoured yoghurt! Oh lordy!
by SoniaNZ October 16, 2006
This phrase, related in part to the "blat" (see "blat"), describes the logical aftermath of drinking too much Blatz beer. If one drinks far too much Blatz, the next morning's activities are dominated by the "Blatz splatz" in which bodily fluids are emitted from various orifices in a semi-involuntary spasm. This term is obviously only used in those areas of the country where "Blatz" beer is found. For additional information see "hershey squirts" and "the shits".
Man, Frank brought a few cases of Blatz to the stag party. Damn, the next day let me tell you, I had the Blatz splatz big time!
by Frank Klaune November 22, 2004
Whew! I'm sweating. This curry chicken is super spicy. Just wait. In about three hours your ass will be sweating with the tandoori splatz.
by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017
by Rusty's Brother, Turd June 1, 2014
by Sly Magoo September 29, 2003