Sparta Remix

Sparta Remix is a class of videos, based on the original "Sparta Remix" video from youtube, which showed Leonidas saying "THIS IS SPARTA!" many times, the video was edited, so that he could say sparta many times in less than 3 seconds, all along a catchy ritthim, and funny video montages with people with Leonidas head.
There are many "Sparta Remix"-like videos.
including
Get tu the choppa Sparta remix
This is Patrick Sparta remix
and such.

You've seen the latest Sparta Remix?
they upload like 3 per day!

by lolnoob1120 July 5, 2009

sparta owned

owning a large army solo or with a limited amount of people

you just got sparta owned!!!!

by mushroomkiller January 24, 2008

Sparta Kick

A kick that is delivered while the kicker yells "This is Sparta" at the kickee, whom then proceeds to fall into a hole or off of some sort of ledge.

Bob: Hey John.
John: What?
Bob: This is Sparta!!
John:Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Bob: Thats my fifth Sparta Kick today.

by The Antman July 23, 2008

This isn't Sparta

This isn't Sparta, it actually IS madness. And you're not going to Dine In Hell, face it.

Sam: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!11
Non-300-obsessive: Stop fanboi drooling over Gerry Butler's pecks, and do something productive with your supposed hollow shell of a 'life'. THIS ISN'T SPARTA!
Sam: *wibble*

by Rebecca Rocker October 28, 2007

sparta sex

Consensual rough, forceful sex

I can't believe the wife let me have sparta sex last night. Ow, my back.

by nick1644 January 10, 2008

Sparta Kick

Verb: To kick a person in similar fashion to the kick done by King Leonidus in 300.

How to do it: This is achieved by having a reasonable distance between you and the target, enough for you to successfully plant your foot on the targets' chest. It is best to do this in rebuttal to a persons statement, while screaming your point at them.

Dirty Crimo bitch: Man, Bullet for My Valentine is so angy! You need to chill out, listen to some All Time Low, it sooo hot.

Me: All Time Low? THAT'S! FOR! FAGGOTS! and then you Sparta Kick them. Preferably into a hole.

by Mr. Slowbear August 26, 2010

Sparta Moment

A time in your live where you just feel like kicking any motherfucker off a cliff.

"Dude, that slut made me have a Sparta moment!"

by 2076136 March 30, 2008