spam can

When, during anal sex, you pull out too fast, creating an anal vortex which closely resembles a can of spam.

I was railing her asshole when my Mom knocked on the door. I looked over at her and noticed i totally Spam Can'd her

by 86 Emulators November 24, 2010

Spam Can

Spam Can is a term used on the Southern Railway and Southern Region of British Railwaus to denote a Bulleid Pacific. The name is derived from their streamlined "Air-Smooth" design making them resemble cans of spam.

"You seen the Spam Can they have at the East Lancashire Railway?"

by mauretanialusitania December 26, 2023

spam in the can

used to denote anal sex

Theresa lets her lovers know that a fancy dinner does not impress her as much as spam in the can!

by don samson December 4, 2009

spam cannon

A group of people working together to spam the selected target.

someone you want to annoy because yr bored. get a bunch of your friends to start randomly spaming them untill the spam cannon is called off.

by dr. monkeyhatespirates December 29, 2009

spam cannon

Term used to describe the action of firing a weapon excessively in a First Person Shooter. Usually done while panicking.

The word spam is used to indicate the large quantity of bullets fired, just like the ammount of spam in your inbox.

"Boyd is such a spam cannon, he cheeses me so badly."

by Andrew December 11, 2004

spam canon

A spam canon sends an artillery barrage of posts to a forum or message board. See also, Spamzilla and Tspam-nami.

Intercaust posts porn on the forums at www.leghumper.com like he is using a spam canon.

by Intercaust February 4, 2004

Canned Spam

NOT originally-written, lengthy compositions of drivel cut and pasted into unsolicited emails or posted to other people's blog comments sections and / or to internet forums, especially to multiple usenet newsgroups.


Canned Spam usually attempts to support scientifically or politically absurd world views.

Use:
Canned Spam is often employed by Loony Left,Wingnut, and Netkook types in the false belief that most people would believe as they do if only it could be explained properly.

Every time I post about the economy, someone posts Marxist canned spam to the comments section.

by Connan the Grammarian March 26, 2009