south london

a place where yo would be more likely to get shanked than in prison

south London sux

by bigpedo January 13, 2020

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South London

There be dragons.

"You've got some work down in South London? Don't forget to pack your sword and shield."

by MajorMajorMajorMajor January 27, 2015

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The area of London south of the river thames. just as nice as north london (depends within) but people pretend it doesnt exist. Also is badly served by the tube cuz of lazy buggers at TFL. Also, west of the A20 the roads are crap except the A3.

(IN London)
Person 1: lets go to Greenwich, South London
Person 2: What?

by Anonywave August 16, 2009

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South London Syndrome

A syndrome which develops when a South Londoner is out of South London for too long.
It causes them to go on a rampage of tendencies associated with South London stereotypes.
They may begin to stab people, steal, threaten people and many other things (unprovoked)
Common among people from Croydon and Brixton especially.

"Did you hear what happened to Abdi the other day? He got sent back to Kennington cos of his South London Syndrome."

by London07 August 12, 2018

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South London Sauna

A hot towel, of the cheap microwave variety given free to patrons of Indian restaurants to wipe their fingers after a delicious meal. In South London, users forego cleaning their hands and instead rub it straight on the face - the closest they ever get to a sauna.

Hi, can we have three more large Cobra - and any chance of a South London Sauna? I'm sweating Vindaloo here, mate.

by Number1BadBoy December 20, 2010

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