Acronym for Shit On My Tip. Upon removing one's penis from a female anus, one may discover fecal matter stuck to their glans penis. Originally used as a text acronym but has evolved to use as an exclamation or prepositional phase.
Jon, "Dude, I pounded her ass so hard last night, she won't shit for a week."
Erik, "Nice man, did you wear a condom?"
Jon, "SOMT, I didn't."
or
Erik, "SOMT, I forgot about that homework assignment."
Kyle, "Fuck, me too."
Erik, "Nice man, did you wear a condom?"
Jon, "SOMT, I didn't."
or
Erik, "SOMT, I forgot about that homework assignment."
Kyle, "Fuck, me too."
by poopy pants nightmare May 6, 2010
SOMT - Sucking Old Man Titty
1) When a younger man has a very odd relationship with older men (sexual).
2) Skipping work to start an aggressive relationship with an older man.
2) Playing shirts and skins basketball with a bunch of old men and you suddenly get some old man titty in your face.
1) When a younger man has a very odd relationship with older men (sexual).
2) Skipping work to start an aggressive relationship with an older man.
2) Playing shirts and skins basketball with a bunch of old men and you suddenly get some old man titty in your face.
by Grant Bacharach March 14, 2017
by PineappleShit February 14, 2017
by exec. fry chef February 10, 2010
Wesley: "Holy shit, dude, you almost died!"
Anthony: "Yeah, I Somt'd that bitch."
Jerry: "I passed by SOMT."
James: "Me too, yo.:
Jerry: "A 94 is NOT by SOMT you asshole."
Anthony: "Yeah, I Somt'd that bitch."
Jerry: "I passed by SOMT."
James: "Me too, yo.:
Jerry: "A 94 is NOT by SOMT you asshole."
by That fly kid May 8, 2010