smp live

A survival multi player (smp) server which has a playerbase consisting of 100 percent twitch streamers which has one rule that you must be streaming live on twitch to play.

Person 1: hey do you want to play on smp live.
Person 2: no dumbass only popular streamers can play on smp live.
Jchlatt: ha ha boomers you cant play.

smp live by Eatdatpussy426 August 17, 2019

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SMP Live

You don't ACTUALLY watch the uncut vods. You just listen to them- unless you want to watch an hour of men killing each other on minecraft. Carson is the leader- the "pickle gumball" par say. Cscoop washes his hair and dog in the sink. Traves is secretly a Shiba inu. Jschlatt just has his name mispronounced a lot. And other people :/ So yeah, SMP Live. A bunch of gay men screaming at eachother

2:Hey you watch SMP Live?
1:What's that? 2:Yeah last VOD was so funny!

SMP Live by Emo Weeb I guess July 10, 2019

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smplives

smplives is a really funny person that speaks facts.

-have you heard of smplives?
-nope.
-oh you should check their account they’re really cool.

smplives by idk cool person June 24, 2021

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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