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SML Critic 

Aka SML Reviewer, Old SML Fanboy, or SML Boomer is a lonely male adult virgin usually in the millennial or Gen Z demographic. Who does nothing but complain and make boring lazy reviews about an internet puppet show named SML. These criticisms are always the exact same thing and can always be summed up as "Old SML good, Modern SML bad". They have yet to grow up and for some reason are unable to grow up past their plush cooming phase. They can't accept that the old version of the show will never return, and will constantly grift on the massive hate train of the modern show. They are entitled set of elitists who thinks they are opinions are more superior than anyone else in the community. Jeffy has been used as a massive scapegoat on why Modern sml "sucks" and have tried massive campaigns to axe the character even though he's the sole reason the channel became super popular in the first place. Some critics have even "threatned" to leave even though they are no threat and usually the ones that quit comeback like a month later. They take the show way too seriously. They even go as far into thinking they have some platonic relationship with the creators even though it's very obvious he doesn't give a crap about them and a few dared called "evil" because of his greed even though a lot of reviewers are no better than him. They can be Pedophiles and absolute creeps.

P.S: The community is also filled with virtue signaling hypocrites who suffer from TDS.
SML uploaded!?!? Time to leave a dislike and write a Bible sized comment on why this video sucked!!!!!! Wow an SML Critic is very similar to a Pro Smash Bros. Player and a Disney Adult! Whats up with these Nintendo related communities being so unhinged?
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'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
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Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
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Scrapnel 

(N) :
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Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
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cfm boots 

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Look at those cfm boots.
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