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A term used to describe young rich, upper/ middle class people. They usually go to public or private school, enjoy playing/ watching polo, sailing, and rugby. The girls enjoy shopping in London and hang around King's Road, Notting Hill and High Street Kensington.

The girls can be spotted by their:
Ridiculously backcombed hair, often with a massive side parting near their ears. If the hair's tied up it's in a very messy ponytail or loose knot
Clothing by Jack Wills, Abercrombie and Fitch or Ralph Lauren
Large belts
Massive over-sized sunglasses
Countless amounts of big bangles
Footless tights, denim mini skirt and Ugg boots
Abercrombie and Fitch or Jack Wills jogging botttoms tucked into their Ugg boots
Skinny Jeans
Long often ratty looking cardigans
Over sized JW or A&F jumpers
Ballet pumps
Big set of Faux pearls
Polo/rugy shirts with the collars turned up
Loud, fast speech, saying 'yah' alot

The boys can be spotted weaing:
Any item of clothing by Ralph Lauren, Jack Wills or Abercrombie and Fitch
Polo/ rugby shirts with the collars turned up
Brown loafers

Names include: Harriet (Hats), Charlotte (Charls), Camilla (Mills), Emily (Ems), Antonia (Ants), Victoria (Tors/Tory), Olivia (Livs), Julia (Jules), Rupert, Sebastian, Jeremy (Jez), William (Wills)

Those girls are such sloanes.

(Normal people talking about sloanes)

"Shall we go shopping down the KR darls?"
"Yah! I've seen a new hoodie in Jack Wills it's sooooo fit!"

(Two sloanes talking to each other)
by Tiegs March 09, 2008
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A Sloane is anyone who involves themselves in the “wild” public school* social life, and has a little too much money to burn. Traditionally, the Sloane is female, but nowadays males have been welcomed into the category, with their own distinct form of Sloaneyism. Sloanes tend to spend much of their free life mindlessly wandering up and down the King’s Road and the immediate area of Chelsea, making use of a specialist tool known as “Daddy’s Credit Card” with the traders of the area.

* A public school is a paid-for educational institution, often with boarding houses. The idea behind them is that someone pays for you to gain a superior education, which allows you to earn plenty of money to get your children a superior education, which allows them to... etc. etc. until one of your offspring blows all his money on a twin-engined chocolate orange making machine
typical Sloane conversation:

"Felicity- ought we to tell Poppy-Mae that her earrings are only half a carat? She may make an awful faux-pas..."

"best not, Constance...she may tell Alexander, and then Daddy will never let us go to the Gymkhana this weekend."
by amberbamber September 03, 2005
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Being called a Sloane means that you are these things:
basically......everything that is good about a person, you are.
She is such a sloane!
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(v.) to drop an object at a vital time.
The doctor accidently sloaned the baby and watched it hit the floor.

Did you see him totally sloane that disc?
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A gorgeous, insanely intelligent LADY.

Although she appears on the urinals of many toilets across America, don't forget, she has a cell phone:D go ahead! text her while you're uhm. Just text her the next time you think of her!

Also, she is most definitely not a man.
Ehem, thank you.
W: *looks at urinal* *pulls out his phone*

texts: Hey sloane!

S: texts: Hey what's up?
W: texts: Just peein ^^ you?
S: texts: -awkward silence- uh cool.
by 1% May 23, 2009
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