SJ'S

person 1: OMFG did you see Matt wearing those SJ's today!?

person 2: He looked so ghetto!
by jj and am December 22, 2008
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internet slang for "Straight Jacket Status" - usually said on gchat between two friends when they are so bored at work/school that they are "losing their minds"
friend one: SJS
friend two: me too.
by jayvb4 March 15, 2013
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Person 1: I run an SJ blog, which makes me an SJA.
Person 2: SJA?
Person 1: Social Justice Activist.
Person 2: Social Justice Asshole, more like.
by idek man October 04, 2012
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Samuel Johnson, (SJ)

"Samuel Johnson, often referred to as Dr Johnson, was an English writer who made lasting contributions to English literature as a poet, essayist, moralist, literary critic, biographer, editor and lexicographer" <--- google definition.
More commonly known as the ancient English who were confused what he had read.
Pothead"dude farts are just spirits of the foods we ate trying to escape!"
Me :"Dude I am so SJ right now"
by TheRealSamuelJohnson August 18, 2016
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An SJ is the actually correct name for what is commonly referred to as a blowjob, or BJ. The SJ, or suckjob, describes what is actually happening. SJ is not to be confused with S.J., which stands for Society of Jesus. Though, to be fair, both do promote good in the world.
Damn dude, that girl Lizzy gives such a good SJ.
-Tyler
by Fiery Hoya Poop October 01, 2013
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"Shiny Jet Syndrome", coined by an anonymous, but obsevant pilot.
An affliction wherein a (usually) young pilot is willing to go into massive debt to get training to get a flying job at starvation wages (often requiring living at parents home). Most sufferers get help at regional/commuter airlines, whose greedy bosses buy large numbers of small, cramped jets to accomodate them.
The military and major airlines don't usually have many SJS sfflictees as the entrance requirements are more stringent or applicants too jaded.

Gomer MUST have SJS! They're only going to pay him $17000 the first year and he didn't even tell the to f**k off!
by bruddah greg August 20, 2007
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