shit nipples

an expression used when something surprises you, or something bad happens to you.

oh shit nipples, the dryer just scared the fuck out of me.

by xtheusedx3x May 25, 2008

shit nipple

(n.) a woman's asshole

"Dude, I totally fucked that girl in her shit nipple all night!"
"Siiiiiick!!!"

by Hirohito Okinawa May 02, 2008

Shit Nipple

General insult; usually meaning the person is both weak and a jerk, but is also used to express angry dislike of a person or their actions.

"After all that talk about how he was such a better worker than us, John didn't get a raise. What a shit nipple."

"Use your damn turn signal, you shit nipple!"

by Dark Dave May 17, 2013

holy shit nipples

1. large sized nipples usually found on breasts, which are worthy of an reclamation mark.

2. a expressive way of expressing amazement, excitement, or amusement.

*a women bearing such nipples flashed a person* "holy shit nipples!"

"holy shit nipples, I just got into college!"

by gregoriouse June 21, 2012

shitting dick nipples

A term used to refer to strange fetishes involving drawn porn. Especially furry porn.

/r/ shitting dick nipples plz kthnx

by stghm May 31, 2006

Shitting Dick Nipples

An exclamatory phrase used when someone finds porn on your computer.

"Shitting Dick Nipples! How did that get there?"

by Broke-ass Sexual Chocolate May 17, 2006

nipple shit

the after math of rubbing your nipples in someone's ass crack

Pat McCurry has nipple shits.

by carl huebner May 03, 2009