by The Goddamn King March 09, 2017
School lunch for a majority of the time is bad. Most meat (Hamburgers, ribs, meatloaf) is made out of 70% rubber and 30% meat. You also have a pick or milk, which isn't very much. School lunch can also be pretty costly.
by Baha October 05, 2004
Somthing kids on a closed campus school are forced to eat. Usually of sub-par quality and overpriced. If one finds the main options too repulsive, they can go for the bank breaking a la carte option. which consists of bagels, juices, chips etc. Main courses consist of, but are not limited to, the following items
-Burnt, overcooked tater tots
-Dry, gag-inducing hamburgers or chicken sandwiches
-Ceasar Salad drenched in sauce
-Milk thats frozen in the carton
-Spaghetti,tacos, and nachos all using the same disgusing sauce
- Calzones that are dry, taste like cardboard and are with unknown substances
-Burnt, overcooked tater tots
-Dry, gag-inducing hamburgers or chicken sandwiches
-Ceasar Salad drenched in sauce
-Milk thats frozen in the carton
-Spaghetti,tacos, and nachos all using the same disgusing sauce
- Calzones that are dry, taste like cardboard and are with unknown substances
by Joshie G. April 23, 2010
one of the most disgusting foods in the world. It consits of:
Raw meat
over cooked vegeatbeals
cold pizza
a milk
Raw meat
over cooked vegeatbeals
cold pizza
a milk
by poCkadotslotz July 25, 2009
A choice between Gray Mac and Cheese, pizza that sticks to the wall, ramen that tastes like paper in water, tacos with green shells, or fake hot pockets made by the school.
School lunch is a disaster
by BOIOIOIOIOIOI November 11, 2018
The most vile, disgusting, putrid shit on the face of the Earth! I bet prison food tastes better than this slop (Hell, it might even be healthier!)! Here is a rundown of the "food" school has to offer:
Burgers: Nasty as fuck! I bet the burgers are 70% shit, 25% rubber, and 5% beef by-products.
Chicken sandwiches: Sort of like burgers, but actually somewhat edible.
Soups: See urine.
Raw fruit and vegetables: The only actual food on the menu. They actually taste good and they're handy for calming your stomach down.
Cooked vegetables: P.U.!!! Cooked vegetables are as stinky as a skunk's ass! Everyone in my school (including me) has to hold their nose to keep themselves from puking and passing out from the stinky-ass fumes the cooked vegetables emit!
Milk: Expired, and I bet it's semen, not milk.
Pasta, mashed potatoes, etc.: Cold, moldy, shitty, you get the idea.
Burgers: Nasty as fuck! I bet the burgers are 70% shit, 25% rubber, and 5% beef by-products.
Chicken sandwiches: Sort of like burgers, but actually somewhat edible.
Soups: See urine.
Raw fruit and vegetables: The only actual food on the menu. They actually taste good and they're handy for calming your stomach down.
Cooked vegetables: P.U.!!! Cooked vegetables are as stinky as a skunk's ass! Everyone in my school (including me) has to hold their nose to keep themselves from puking and passing out from the stinky-ass fumes the cooked vegetables emit!
Milk: Expired, and I bet it's semen, not milk.
Pasta, mashed potatoes, etc.: Cold, moldy, shitty, you get the idea.
1: Lunch lady 1: We are out of dog poo for the burgers!
Lunch lady 2: Just use cat poo, they won't know the difference.
2: Delivery man: What should I do with this jug of goat sperm?
Lunch lady: Just write "ranch" on it.
3: Lunch lady 1: What are we going to do with this skunk juice, garlic, limburger cheese, 20 year old sweat socks, fish guts, and all this leftover shit and piss?
Lunch lady 2: Just put in a blender and then put it on the cooked vegetables.
school lunch
Lunch lady 2: Just use cat poo, they won't know the difference.
2: Delivery man: What should I do with this jug of goat sperm?
Lunch lady: Just write "ranch" on it.
3: Lunch lady 1: What are we going to do with this skunk juice, garlic, limburger cheese, 20 year old sweat socks, fish guts, and all this leftover shit and piss?
Lunch lady 2: Just put in a blender and then put it on the cooked vegetables.
school lunch
by Valintino the Big Surpremo September 12, 2010
by negrosahn May 03, 2015