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A group of guys (or in some cases, females), who like to work in a pack, trying to imitate the infamous Cosa Nostra. Like dogs, gang members will not work alone due to their fear of getting their Jordans stepped on and having an insufficient amount of strength to stand up for himself.

Gangs are primarily created to suppress one's insecurity of their life and to gain back-up when back-up is needed. Some view this as "pussy", because everyone knows real men fight mano y mano.

Gangs are usually populated by teenagers and young adults and their main goal is to lollygaggle and mosey on into places and proceed to terrorize civilians for no apparent reason except for jokes and laughs. Gangs are almost never disbanded once they are created, thus decreasing the life span of decent people who work for a living and try to change the world for the better.

The only way to decrease the number of gangs is to announce a rap concert with all famous rappers featured in it and nuke the area where the concert is located on the day it is held and if this does not wipe out the gangs, then the only choice would be to travel back in time and shoot Stanley "Tookie" Williams.
Civilian 1: What a lovely day. What say we head over to Main street and loiter outside the soda store?
Civilian 2: What a splendid idea, my good man!
*Moments later*
Civilian 1: What's that group heading torwards us?
Civilian 2: Oh, probably some do-gooders or something of the sort. Just ignore them.
Gang Member 1: Ayo, you punks got a lighter?
Civilian 1: Son, you're 15! What in Heaven's name would you need a lighter for?
Gang Member 2: Nigga shut the fuck up. You disrespectin' the gang homedawg. You best get yo ass outta mah hood and bring yo trick ass bitch along witchu ya heard?
Gang Member 3: Nigga, ah say we cut these fools up.
Gang Member 4: What a splendid idea, my good man!
*Civilian 1 and 2 dies a horrible death*
by SubtleRacist February 17, 2009

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An exam that everyone in their Junior year of high school in the United States has to take in order to enter college. It's purpose is to keep the black kids out.
SAT results:
Percentage of blacks in High School: 45.8%
Percentage of blacks in College: 0.0%
by SubtleRacist February 07, 2009

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