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S.T.O.P. 

S....Shave
T...That
O...Overgrown
P.....Pussy
S.T.O.P. by PhiLdO Szyller December 26, 2006

S.T.O.P. 

To S.T.O.P. a pregnancy is to terminate the life of an unborn using suction.
S.T.O.P. by klunk82 December 1, 2007
Search Team of Ohio Paranormal (S.T.O.P.)
A ghost hunting group of college students. Looking for new members equipment and search areas all the time.
S.T.O.P just proved that Moonville Tunnel is haunted
S.T.O.P by thutch July 5, 2009
S-Screech
T-Tires
O-On
P-Pavement
Bob is having a driver's license test with Joe

Joe: So u see a stop (S.T.O.P) sign what do u do?

Bob: Screech tires on pavement nigga

The car slips leaving Joe dead and Bob smoking weed

I.A.S.T.O.T.S 

I. AM. SO. TIRED. OF. THIS. SHIT
Jill: you literally been doing school work for 5 hours
Wendy: in all honesty I.A.S.T.O.T.S
I.A.S.T.O.T.S by @uglywendy June 2, 2021

T.O.F.T.S. 

TOFTS = Too Old For This Shit.

TOFTS is an acronym of Danny Glover's famous line from the 1987 movie, Lethal Weapon. Ironically, using the expression "TOFTS" signifies how non-lethal one has become, because he/she is simply too old, for this shit. Utterance of the phrase usually indicates a tired disdain for the subject at hand, though not necessarily arrogance or elitism; often the subject will begrudgingly still engage in the subject (ala Danny Glover's character in Lethal Weapon).
Mel Gibson: It's GO time! Passion of the Christ!
Danny Glover: T.O.F.T.S.

Kid 1: I want a firetruck!
Kid 2: I want a dragon!
Kid 3: I want world peace!
Kid 4: I want to start a fire!
Kid 5: I want a pony, a magic easy bake oven, a Xbox, Justin Bieber tickets...
Santa: T.O.F.T.S.

Sarah Palin: Isn't your middle name Hussein? Like Saddam Hussein? Let's see some birth certificates!
Obama: T.O.F.T.S.
T.O.F.T.S. by Japcola April 21, 2011