To bludgeon ones fiancee with a large sturgeon whilst holidaying in Crete whilst attempting to solicit sex with an empty house.
Used more broadly to describe a wide variety of surreal domestic abuses. Verb
Originated in Hitchin Hertfordshire
Used more broadly to describe a wide variety of surreal domestic abuses. Verb
Originated in Hitchin Hertfordshire
"I cant believe you Ryan Moored that poor girl, you terrible excuse for a man"
"What??"
"you made a hole with that Ryan Moore"
"condoms are for pussies, I have a crisp packet"
"What??"
"you made a hole with that Ryan Moore"
"condoms are for pussies, I have a crisp packet"
by Mishto47 October 04, 2013
by telephone 1 January 06, 2008
Ryan Sheckler is a famous skateboarder who has become a sellout with his new reality show. He is a whiny bitch, but beside that fact for some reason most girls are obsessed with him because of his good looks. However in his hometown of San Clemente(the hometown of this writer)everyone at his school hates him. He has a reputation for being a huge pussy, and douschbag. Him and Tony Panici are not well liked. They are both short douchebags in which everyone is annoyed with. On halloween, they like to drive around drunk and try to hit on young freshman. The following example DID happen.
at a party while someones parents are away...
Partygoer: Hey Ryan Sheckler is all alone at the door, hes trying to get in!
Host: Lock that dumbass out!
Partygoer: Hey hes jumping the fence to your house! and Now hes in your backyard banging on your screen door!....
*Somebody writes 'no pro skateboarders allowed' and puts on screen door.
Host: haha there he goes! That pussy ryan sheckler!
Partygoer: Hey Ryan Sheckler is all alone at the door, hes trying to get in!
Host: Lock that dumbass out!
Partygoer: Hey hes jumping the fence to your house! and Now hes in your backyard banging on your screen door!....
*Somebody writes 'no pro skateboarders allowed' and puts on screen door.
Host: haha there he goes! That pussy ryan sheckler!
by mollyyyyyyy July 11, 2008
someone who speeds smart, always looks out for cops, never drives in peoples blind spots, and has an amazing style in cars.
by guesss_who? November 19, 2010
A fucking legend, funny dude, everyone loves him. Hes a stud and gets all the girls,with at least a 14 inch S H L O N G. Nobody can compare to his god like beauty. Best at his game and is a literal angel. Love that man <3
by jesus man 22 October 27, 2020
by wahwah123 April 06, 2012
Young hairy Irish Code. At least 30 inches wide and a maximum of 2 inches long. Wrapped with filthy foreskin. Never meant to be used.
by Jeremy Wegner May 03, 2023