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Rustic Beardman

A 6'6, full-bearded, stud of a man. Intelligent, musically inclined, compassionate, open-minded, spontaneous, and hilarious. Other interesting pieces of information include: excellent cook, knows how to twerk, drives a moped, has a car-bed, and last but certainly not least--is a professional beard ride giver.
"Did you see that manly man heading our way?!"
"Oh, that's Rustic Beardman!"
by AshWickety October 15, 2013
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